I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
