I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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