We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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