I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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