Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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