is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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