so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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