Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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