my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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