I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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