At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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