I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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