Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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