You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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