I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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