I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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