clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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