i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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