It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
two words: eviction party
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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