do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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