Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
North Korea, Best Korea!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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