I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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