he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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