Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?