I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize
