maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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