Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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