wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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