no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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