You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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