you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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