Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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