Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
