He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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