I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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