whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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