question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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