Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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