lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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