I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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