Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
