i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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