How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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