We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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