Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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