He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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