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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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