hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We have started to decorate penises.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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