Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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