I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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