discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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