we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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