so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I could fuck to npr.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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