She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if only i could text you this smell
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Randomize
