You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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