it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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