Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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